181 Medically Inappropriate Participles

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September 23, 2015 by Dr. Geyser

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Inappropriate contact between doctors and patients, past present or future, presented in participle form.

  • Twerking
  • Manhandling
  • Throttling
  • Tongue-punching
  • Fingering
  • Eye contact > 5 seconds
  • Winking
  • Wanking
  • Wonking
  • Walloping
  • Wallowing
  • Swallowing
  • Penetrating
  • Laminating
  • Candy coating
  • Creaming
  • Cramming
  • Groping
  • Chimney sweeping
  • Panting
  • Swatting
  • Bedding
  • Incorporating
  • Integrating
  • Disintegrating
  • Flagging
  • Flogging
  • Flinging
  • Flopping
  • Fisting
  • Betting
  • Slutting
  • Shimmying
  • Poling
  • Mesmerizing
  • Cocking
  • Wooing
  • Bamboozling
  • Boozing
  • Bruising
  • Abusing
  • Misusing
  • Using
  • Chewing
  • Licking
  • Racking
  • Fracking
  • Package tracking
  • Stalking
  • Milking
  • Night-capping
  • Black balling
  • Pining
  • Tupping
  • Brawling
  • Draking
  • Leg locking
  • Brining
  • Boning
  • Deboning
  • Stroking
  • Stoking
  • Toking
  • Choking
  • Provoking
  • Poking
  • Drowning
  • Browning
  • Eating
  • Tasting
  • Flocculating
  • Brooming
  • Craning
  • Debraining
  • Caning
  • Displaying
  • Bumping
  • Thumping
  • Petting
  • Potting
  • Dripping
  • Splitting
  • Hammering
  • Charring
  • Handlebarring
  • Viking
  • Spooning
  • Forking
  • Knifing
  • Hacking
  • Thrashing
  • Hazing
  • Razing
  • Tazing
  • Groupying
  • Tackling
  • Fleecing
  • Barracking
  • Cooking
  • Spooking
  • Phalanxing
  • Boxing
  • Fluxing
  • Unzipping
  • Zapping
  • Unfurling
  • Luring
  • Spading
  • Eeling
  • Bowling
  • Poning
  • Tupperwaring
  • Trolling
  • Tenting
  • Peeking
  • Frapping
  • Slapping
  • Slopping
  • Thirding
  • Poning
  • Bedpandering
  • Jalopying
  • Hating
  • Footing
  • Cupping
  • Gooing
  • Supplanting
  • Soapboxing
  • Motor boating
  • Eloping
  • Freeloading
  • Reloading
  • Scumming
  • Scamming
  • Boy scouting
  • Girl scouting
  • Stuffing
  • Raving
  • Reeding
  • Groving
  • Sliming
  • Scooping
  • Docking
  • Copping
  • Dueling
  • Bonking
  • Planking
  • Tugging
  • Spanking
  • Spelunking
  • Doggy bagging
  • Scarfing
  • Bloking
  • Aping
  • Necking
  • Worming
  • Noodling
  • Poodling
  • Swinging
  • Wafting
  • Hosing
  • Presupposing
  • Plattering
  • Looting
  • Booty dialing
  • Drizzling
  • YOLOing
  • Soloing
  • Hooting
  • Whipping
  • Bricking
  • Tramp stamping
  • Heaping

That’s all folks.


Thinking of something else? Share your medically inappropriate participles below so that the next generation of future physicians can avoid your pitfalling (175), spitballing (176), and that unfortunate pussyfooting (177) during your latest hearing (178) before the licensing (179) committee for pay-per-previewing (180) the answers to the USMLEing (181).

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2 thoughts on “181 Medically Inappropriate Participles

  1. Yadeï says:

    Lol I love this!

    Liked by 1 person

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