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Topics fielded by Dr. Geyser
- Relationship advice
- Dick length
- Other genital insecurities
- How to manipulate friends and influential people
- Odor management
- The ins and outs of baseball
- First base
- Second base
- Third base
- Fourth base
- Pitcher’s mound
- The outfield
- The bleachers
- Duck medicine
- The anti-depressed state
- Pretending to like medical school
- Earning honors in medical school
- Quitting medical school
- Smoking cessation
- Greek and Roman antiquity
- Complicated anal lysis (maths; outsourced)
- What if…
Is it normal for a wife to want a sucker every time we go to the bank? Something just doesn’t seem right here.
Does cancer ever metastasize to other people? Like an infection? Cuz I think I may have infected someone, but I am not sure whether to confess to the authorities or not.
What does it mean when someone leaves the hospital with ‘dishonorable discharge’?
What exactly is ‘gratuitous medicine’?
Geysers are inherently unpredictable, so check back often to keep abreast !
Please feel free to leave your comments and questions for Dr. Geyser below. Also, as a legal disclaimer, Dr. Geyser is not a medical doctor. If you want medical advice, ask a doctor, or at least someone who does not mind getting sued (e.g. someone protected by malpractice insurance, or those who practice duck medicine (i.e. those who have learned how to waddle past an erotically blindfolded lady justice without bestirring her in her robes)).